⌬ APERTURE LABORATORIES INFILTRATION UNIT v1.02c
[MAIN VISUAL REFERENCE]
Vital Statistics
UNIT ID: CAROLINE (B-MODE)
CHASSIS: BIO-SYNTHETIC
HEIGHT: 1.3 METERS
WEIGHT: 45 LBS (LIGHT FRAME)
ORIGIN: DIMENSION [REDACTED]
STATUS: CORRUPTED
Power Source Composition
APERTURE BATTERY (Deprecated)
12%
CHAOS KEY (Unstable)
88%
*WARNING: Magical intake exceeds manufacturer tolerance.
System Performance
Structural Integrity (HP)
60%
Social Infiltration
Logic Processing
45%
Agility/Reflexes
85%
Behavioral Override Triggers
> LOADING FELINE_EMULATION...
> ANALYZING WEAKNESSES...
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[TRIGGER] Laser Pointers -> [ACTION] FORCE_PURSUIT (Priority: HIGH)
[TRIGGER] Chin Scratches -> [ACTION] DISABLE_WEAPONS (Status: PACIFIED)
[DISABLED] Water/Liquids -> [ACTION] AVOIDANCE_PROTOCOL (Error: Rust Fear)
[TRIGGER] Unknown Technology -> [ACTION] BOOT_DOS (Attempting Interface)
[TRIGGER] "Pspspsps" Sound -> [ACTION] HEAD_TILT (Target Acknowledged)
[TRIGGER] Canine/Dinosauria -> [ACTION] AVOIDANCE_PROTOCOL (Error: Preservation Fear)
⚠ BIOLOGICAL HAZARD WARNING ⚠
SUBJECT EQUIPPED WITH INCINERATION GLANDS (FIRE BREATH). CIRCULATORY SYSTEM CONTAINS HIGH-GRADE NEUROTOXIN. DO NOT PUNCTURE CHASSIS.
Hardware & Peripherals
- Vocal Processor Collar: Translates machine code to verbal speech. WARNING: High failure rate in presence of magic/excess signals.
- Chaos Key (Necklace): External battery source housing entity "KEY". Provides chaotic energy influx.
- Offensive Systems:
- Incinerator Breath (Fire)
- Blood Toxicity (Neurotoxin - GLaDOS derivative)
- Interface Compatibility: Legacy DOS override on all OS-equipped devices.
User Associations (Family Unit)
> SCANNING LOCAL CONNECTIONS...
> 1. MOTHER: [DATA NOT FOUND] - User wiped from directory.
> 2. BROTHER: [ENTITY: ELDRITCH] - Role: Protector. Origin: Unknown.
> 3. GRANDFATHER: [ENTITY: ENTERTAINMENT] - Role: Guardian/Showman.
> 4. GRANDMOTHER: [SPECIES: KINFOLK] - Status: Intermittent Presence.
> 5. ASSOCIATE: ANGEL - Status: Ally/Previous Employer.
> -Cont. in logs
System Log: Backstory
ADMIN> TYPE HISTORY
1986: APERTURE INNOVATORS initiates INFILTRATION PROJECT.
GOAL: "External Universe Integration."
METHOD: Bio-synthetic drones equipped with backup Personality Cores.
CORE SELECTED: CAROLINE (Unstable).
EVENT [BOREALIS]:
Subject stored in containment crate during BOREALIS transit.
Dimensional shear occurred.
Vessel lost.
Subject washed ashore in [CURRENT REALITY].
DIAGNOSTIC:
- Magic Sensitivity: CRITICAL (Drain).
- Electrical Sensitivity: Link State Locked in ON (Caution 'ON' State May Cause Abnormal Interaction With Electronics)
- Memory: FRAGMENTED.
- Warning: Recurring Power Error.
CURRENT OBJECTIVE:
Survive. Observe. Infiltrate. Gain Affection. Acquire "Fish".